Character meme

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First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use

1. Horatio Hornblower
2. Archie Kennedy
3. Jack Sparrow
4. James Norrington
5. Spike (BtvS)
6. Buffy
7. Aragorn
8. Boromir
9. Sawyer
10. Locke
11. Bree Van De Kamp
12. Richard Sharpe


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Buffy and Bree? LOL! It would be...interesting...actually I can kind of see it happening. You know, if they were both feeling experimental. Yeah, I'd read that

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Norrington is an interesting one actually. He's not stereotypically sexy but there is definitely something about him

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

The baby would DEFINITELY look like Sean Bean ;)

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Actually no, I haven't read any Lost fics yet

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Buffy and Archie. I reckon Buffy would love Archie. Who wouldn't? I don't think they'd make a good couple though. Archie only has eyes for Horatio

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Oh dear lord, can you imagine Spike and Sawyer. They'd never get to the shagging because they'd be too busy bitching at each other. I bet they'd be AMAZING in bed together if they eventually got that far though so that Spike/Sawyer for me. Locke is too...pure?

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Aragorn walked in on Archie and Sharpe having sex. He'd probably just shrug it off. I imagine Aragorn has seen it all before

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Jack Sparrow/Locke. Jack Sparrow finds himself marrooned on yet another island, only this one is different. Just what is a 'plane' and who is the mysterious Locke who befriends him?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hornblower/Boromir? I doubt it. Would be VERY interesting to read though

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Aragorn/Sharpe? Hmm.... 'Lost' Because let's face it, one of them would have to be if they were ever going to meet

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Well, that's easy. They're both naval types. Let's say Norrington is willing to promote Horatio in exchange for certain....favours ;)

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Oh god yes!

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Actually, I think there are a couple of Jack/Elizabeth and Jack/Anamaria shippers out there *cough*the_dala*cough*

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't think so

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Archie/Norrington/Spike. I don't know. Maybe

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Locke? "I can walk! It's a miracle!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

OOH, drbillbongo gave me a song ages ago. Land of the Brave by Hammerfall I believe

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Horblower/Buffy/Sharpe. Warning: You will wish you were Buffy in this fic ;)

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Archie on Locke? Oh my! Uh...."Would you like to make use of my ship?"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Ages ago. I've slipped with my Buffy fic lately

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

I think we've seen all of them now. LOL

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

I reckon Bree would shag Sawyer if she was drunk

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Now that's interesting. They're both fairly dominant characters. I'll say Aragorn. He is King after all

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Ok, let me get this straight in my head. Hornblower and Sawyer are in a happy relationship until Sawyer suddenly runs off with Norrington. Hornblower, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bree and a brief unhappy affair with Sharpe, then follows the wise advice of Spike and finds true love with Jack Sparrow.

I would title this fic. "Is everybody suddenly gay?"

I think most people on my flist would read it for the sheer strangeness of it all.

I reckon drbillbongo would be the one to write it

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Aragorn and Boromir ARE canon! Have you seen the films!