Date: 2008-04-21 10:39 pm (UTC)
Are you ready for this?

- I live in KENT County (in Michigan -- and yes, I know where Tom Welling went to high school; I used to hang out in Okemos all the time with friends there)

- You can get your glasses from KENT Optical, or have your teeth capped at KENT Family Dental before heading out to the KENT Country Club

- There are CLARK gas (petrol) stations all over the area

- There's a local pawnbroker called C K Outlet

- You can get your car fixed at WAYNE'S Wheels & Tires or buy a ring from WAYNE Jewellers

- Then we have THE TALON Group, for your real estate needs...

- Gotta get new flooring? Call SULLIVAN Tile & Carpet!

- Or maybe you need a spinal adjustment from ROSENBAUM Chiropractic?

- Best of both worlds, and he's a realtor: TOM ROSENBAUM

- There's also a LEX LUTHOR King, Jr. listed on MySpace.com who claims to live in my town...

- And while spelled slightly different, we have the LUTHER Nursing Home, LUTHER Woods (Senior Citizen home), LUTHER Community Center, and (the best!) LUTHER Select Rehab Center!

As an added bonus...there is an actual listing in the phone book for a SUPERMAN in Muskegon, a town 45 mins west of where I live. The listing does not, however, say what "SUPERMAN" is (business, office?). Hmm!



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