Is it Friday yet?

[hils]

I miss Smallville, even though it is stupid and they've messed everything up. I'm kind of looking forward to my weekly rant about it. LOL

And here is some crack, courtesy of notsowise_sage



Sage says:
Oh yeah - watched this week's Nip Tuck - Jonathan Kent was in it, as a porn star

Hils says:
ZOMG!

Sage says:
He was hooking up people for gay porn

Hils says:
ZOMG!

Sage says:
It was a classy porn company, they had a creche

Hils says:
ZOMG!

Sage says:
lol thought you'd say that

Hils says:
LOL

Hils says:
I nearly wrote it in LJ by mistake

Sage says:
lol
You should have seen it when he was mimicking what him and Kimber (one of the recurring characters), used to do, back in the day - I thought this is so wrong. And then he tries to get Matt (one of the main characters son), to do gay porn - black hair, reasonable well built, prone to being a dumbass - I thought... ye gods Hils would have a field day with this

Hils says:
BWAHAHA!

Sage says:
That's obviously what Smallville is all about, really - Jonathan Kent is really Clarks pimp. He doesn't want Clark and Lex to be friends, as that's too many freebies. And when Clark runs off, that's the family's main source of income gone off to do more freebies in the city... it was so wrong, he had to go out and beat him up and drag him back to "the farm"

Hils says:
ZOMG!

Sage says:
With all the animals - thousands of hours filming there. Just look at how upset he was when a reporter came round with a camera, that would have so been all over t'interweb, without any profit shares to Pimp Daddy Jonathan Kent

Hils says:
This is so going in my LJ