Fic: Not The Russian Way (The Man From UNCLE)

Title: Not The Russian Way
Author: hils
Fandom: The Man From UNCLE (2015 Movie)
Pairing: Illya/Napoleon, Illya/Gaby, Napoleon/Illya/Gaby
Word count: 1577
Rating/Contents: PG
A/N: This started off as a silly prompt from Snoodle who suggested Napoleon dancing in his his apron and cajoling Illya into joining in. It sort of ran away with me a bit and then Gaby wanted in on the action so...
And a HUGE thank you for vysila for the beta work. I couldn't have done this without your assistance and reassurance.

Summary: “You, tovarishch, look like you need to relax. Dance with me.”

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Stolen from davidbrider

1. Marmite- love or hate?
I don't have it very often but I like it. Cheese and marmite sandwiches are lovely

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Sunday Fic Recs

Napoleon/Illya/Gaby (The Man From UNCLE 2015 Movie)
Undone by zee
“I won’t be one of your conquests,” Illya said, his voice coming out a drunken slurred mumble. Napoleon looked up at him, his lips wet, and Illya was expecting another dazzling smile, expecting to be seduced but instead Napoleon just lifted an eyebrow.
“Please, no one’s a conquest here,” he said. “I’m just giving you a helping hand. Assisting you in becoming a little less uptight.”
I read this one about a day after the movie was released and it made me so happy that there was OT3 fic as quickly as there was

Illya/Napoleon (The Man From UNCLE 2015 Movie)
Watch and Learn by stellarmeadow
He turns that glare on Napoleon a moment later, though, with full-on fury about his father's watch.
Which is something, for a man who has fought his father's reputation his whole life to nearly blow a mission over his father's watch.
Napoleon adds that piece to the Kuryakin puzzle, slotting it in beside his weakness for the girl. The girl is of little use in solving the puzzle, though--it's her innocence that intrigues Illya. Napoleon is familiar with the concept. You do what they do long enough, innocence throws you.
The watch, however...that is something to consider.
Perfect development of Napoleon’s feelings towards Illya during the duration of the movie

Illya/Napoleon (The Man From UNCLE TV Series)
Dominoes by elijahwildchild
Written in response to a prompt from elmey in the Easter Egg Challenge 2012. The prompt was "A game of dominoes." Betaed by Team Di-Nat.
Just a nice little bit of hurt/comfort leading to feelings

Palmistry by TheRimmerConnection
How many injuries can two top UNCLE agents pick up in one affair? And what do you do when that affair brings you so close that you want to get closer...but too many injuries are in the way?
I'm amazed either of them are still alive given how often they get injured both in the show and in fic :D

The Retribution Affair by MorrPhyc
Napoleon's past and present collide with sinister consequences. As Illya struggles to keep his partner safe, unexpected emotions tumble to the surface.
Deliciously angsty and full of pining with a happy ending of course

Tintinnabulation by nickovetch
East-West relations or How I Learned to Love the Blond
What if Illya joined UNCLE when he was 17 and Napoleon was assigned to be his mentor. (Nothing underage here. Feelings don't happen until Illya is in his 20s just in case you're worried)

The Truth or Dare Affair by elijahwildchild
Truth serum and chocolate and their influence on a friendship.
Ooh, I've been looking for a good truth serum fic since I saw The Foxes and Hounds Affair :D

Two Men in a Boat by Di T
Napoleon and Illya go for a few days sailing round Long Island.
Nice romantic piece with pining and later kissing :D

Unspoken Passion by ChannelD
Napoleon Solo was getting married. Illya, hearing it, is stricken to the heart, and concentrates on not letting it show. But when Napoleon insists that Illya be his best man, Illya has to refuse. Why does Napoleon feel he can't get married without Illya by his side anyway?
Ah the traditional realising you're in love with your best friend on the day of your wedding to someone else fic :D

The Way Back by elijahwildchild
Not all affairs end well.
I don't know why I'm a sucker for fics where one thinks the other is dead but there you go.

The Wilderness Affair by Elise Madrid
Napoleon must find a way back to civilization for himself and an injured Illya.
Another lovely bit of hurt/comfort and developing feelings

The See Lyubyanka and Die Affair by P.R. Zed
Illya is called back to Moscow by his Russian superiors. But will he be allowed to return to the West?
While it's nice that UNCLE as an organisation makes no fuss about Illya's nationality despite it being during The Cold War I do enjoy fics that explore that a bit