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Monday fic recs

Gen (Avengers)
Being Human by jaune_chat
Loki turns JARVIS into a person
This is a lovely idea and perfectly written

Phil/Clint (Avengers)
This Is Not by gqgqqt
He wakes cuffed to a bed in SHIELD Medical, and no one will talk to him, until Fury steps into the room.
This a wonderful mix on angst and lovely hurt/comfort. Great post-movie fic.

We've Got To Find Other Ways by noelia_g
Post movie, fix-it, road trip. "The first mission being a cakewalk and a few states away is actually a good thing. At least that’s what Clint thinks until he’s at the designated meet-up point and it’s Coulson behind the wheel."
Love the really natural feel to Phil and Clint’s relationship in this one

Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath by shovel_bunny
Phil takes Clint to see the Merchant of Venice and is pleased by the results.
This is just a really, sweet date-night fic

And I'll Cross Oceans Like Never Before by sirona
'Oh, hell no,' he thinks, looking down at his hands only to be met with furry paws instead of the fingers he expects.
--Or the one where Loki turns Clint into a puppy, and his new condition allows him to gain some startling insights into their resident babysitter agent.
I was expecting this to be silly and cracky but it's actually just really adorable and lovely.

Steve/Phil (Avengers)
Five Times Steve Waited For Agent Coulson To Wake Up, And The One Time He Finally Did. by abstractconcept
Coulson had waited patiently for Steve to wake up, and Steve returns the favor. He sits quietly day after day and thinks about the agent—and learns some things about himself as well.
This is just adorable and lovely

J2 (SPN)
The Doors of Time by felisblanco
It’s not like he doesn’t try to fit in and make friends, he really does. It just seems like nothing he does is good enough for them. If he smiles they blink. If he speaks they stare. And whenever they see him coming they get this panicked look in their eyes like they want to run away and they don’t even know why.
Jensen knows why. It’s the same thing that makes his dad worry and his mom cry. That makes Nana tell his parents he’s going to Hell, not even caring that he can hear her.
It’s what makes him ‘weird’.
This is an old rec but every year at this time I re-read because it's my favourite and still is. It's become one of my little annual tradition. Eurovision weekend was when I read it for the first time so every year at Eurovision weekend I read it again. Still love it so thought I'd list it here just in case anyone hasn't read it yet or wants to read it again.