flickums has bought
mrthursday a book on how to be a villain. Inside it teaches you how to pick an evil name and a step by step guide to hatching an evil plan. Here we go
First of all, using their chart I ended up with the name Countess Slash-Spike. Needless to say that made me laugh....I mean cackle like the meglomaniac I am.
Here's my evil plan as dictated by the handbook
To begin, I must first incinerate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to whisper amongst themselves, baffled by my arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Next, I must seize control of the internet. This will be done from my medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint as countless hoardes of the undead hasten to do my every bidding.
Finally I must reveal to the world my opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. My name will be synonymous with horror, and no man will ever dare again interrupt my sentences. Everyone will bow before my mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to elect me as dictator for life.