Dec. 22nd, 2002

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Dec. 22nd, 2002 12:10 am
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Just to say that if any of you want to chat to me on AIM/MSN/ICQ or Yahoo Messenger, feel free to add me. I'm always up for a chat :)
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Today's advent calender: The letter B in a shield

For those of you who remember me asking for advice for what DVD to buy with my voucher, I put it towards Brotherhood of the Wolf. Everyone and his dog (no pun intended) has been raving about this film so I figured I should probably see it.

Oh well, am going into town in a minute to see [livejournal.com profile] kittygoth and to book my tickets for Two Towers. WHEE!!!
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This is turning into the best Christmas EVER. The only one of my friends that I didn't think I was going to see this year has just got in touch out of the blue and we're meeting up for lunch tomorrow. YAY!!!

It's also only a few more days until [livejournal.com profile] mrthursday comes up. YAY!!!
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Well, if it's one thing I've learned tonight it's that my family is SANE in comparison to [livejournal.com profile] mrthursday's. Just spent the better part of two hours on the phone to him with his two brothers providing a running commentary in the background. It was certainly a novel experience. 'Interesting' is the word that springs to mind but I shall refrain

Right, MUST get my slash fic finished. I have such a short attention span these days...ooh, look. A bee.
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A joke

A guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He sits the Octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented Octopus.

"He can play any musical instrument in the world." Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the Octopus can't play.

A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the Octopus. Immediately the Octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimmy Hendrix. The guitar man pays up his $50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet. This time the Octopus plays the trumpet better than Louis Armstrong. The guy pays up his $50.

Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He sits them down and the Octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.

"Ha Ha!" the Scot says. "Ye cannae plae it, can ye ?" The Octopus looks up at him and says "Play it? I'm going to f**k it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."


Courtesy of Fin. Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow!

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