Goth Bohemian Rhapsody

Got this from xxbirdlandxx's LJ and I had to post it. I was in stitches

Goth Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the goth life
Is this normality
Caught in a corset
No escape from this apathy
Eyeline your eyes
Get rid of your thighs and frooooown
I'm just a goth boy, I need your Ennui
Because I bleakly come, bleakly go,
Sometimes high, Always low,
Anyway my hair blows, doesn't really matter to me,
to me -
Mama, just bought a cloak,
Just walked into a goth shop,
and don't think I'll ever stop,
Mama, I used to look so nice,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry
I just think that this look it sort of suits me
I'm a goth I'm a goth.....it doesn't really matter.....

Too late, My lipstick's on,
Sends shivers down your spine
but I promise mum I'm fine,
Goodbye everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and dye my hair
Mama, ooo
I don't want to die,
I know it looks that way given the coffin
and the bats and the skull
but it really doesn't matter.....

I drew a little stiletto sticking in a man,
Nephilim Nephilim now I'm listening to the Sisters
Thunderbolt and lightning really are exciting me
Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman,
Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman Robertsmith Marilyn Manso-o-o-o-o-o-n
But I'm just a Goth boy and nobody loves me
He's just a Goth boy - Pity his family family
Did you see his hair its a monstrosity
Easy come easy go,
will you let me goth
Hell fuck that No,
we will not let you goth - let him goth
Hell fuck that - We will not let you goth - let him goth
Hell fuck that - We will not let you goth - let him goth
Will not let you goth - let me goth
Will not let you goth - let me goth
Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Gotho
Mama mia mama mia, mama mia let me goth
Beelzebub comes drinking down the pub with meee, with me , with me

So you think you can take contacts out of my eye
So you think you can just wash out all the black dyyye
Oh Baby
I happen to have a small one up two down flat reserved
especially for me and my cat Tabitha in Hades
Just gotta get out
just gotta get right outta here

Black clothes really flatter,
Anyone can see,
Black clothes really flatter,
Black clothes really look damn fine ooooon
meeeee,Anyway my hair blows...

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Rant

I feel angry!!!!

Am watching Tekwar and it occured to me that non of the people in this show can actually act. Yet there are hundreds of talented actors out there unable to get work because crappy people like these have taken all the jobs. GRRRRRRRR

Woke up with a rather bad hangover this morning. Went to Morrisons for breakfast and Fin was bad in took me into PC World. I was practically salivating over all the shiny, fast PCs. I want!!!

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Find out which Discworld guy you are.

Is that Buffy?

Separated at birth?