Survey thing

What time is it? 11:43am

You...

1. What one word you would use to describe your appearance? Average
2. ...your personality? Boring
3. ...your occupation? Boring
4. ...your bedroom, or whatever room you spend the most time in? Home
5. ...other peoples' perception of you? I shudder to think

Word association...
1. Elephant: grey
2. Carrot: rabbit
3. Orange: fruit
4. Sunglasses: dark
5. Friends: happy

Your favorite...
1. Beatle? Paul
2. Book? torn between Captain Corelli's Mandolin and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
3. Ice cream flavor? Chocolate
4. Color? Black
5. Animal? cats

Desert Islands...
1. How many days would you have to spend on a desert island with no food before eating your own foot? Enough to make me hungry.
2. ...your best friend's foot? Um....a VERY long time
3. ...Margaret Thatcher's foot? umm...ew.
4. ...J.K. Rowling's foot? NEVER
5. ...Jar Jar Binks' foot? It's probably poisonous.

Awards...
1. Sexiest fictional character? Spike
2. Smartest person you know? CSG (shudder)
3. Person most likely to become a saint posthumously? I really don't know
4. Sexiest living person? So many to choose from, my friend Tyson is pretty damn sexy
5. Most annoying person? A lot of people annoy me, it doesn't take much

Random questions...
1. What have you had to eat so far today? A mini-Snickers
2. Would you rather sneeze ketchup or sweat mayonaisse? Eeew, ketchup I guess, it would be a little cleaner
3. ...have a pencil-sharpening nostril or the ability to fix your hair merely by thinking about it? Hair fixing, definitely
4. Do you prefer living or dead languages? Dead, Latin is great
5. Was this test a waste of your time? I needed to do something to fill the time so no

What time is it? 11:51am

Surreal

I am Skeletons in Love. My delicious chrome-plated mannerisms cause elephants to chortle flexibly. Wide bacteria throw Albuquerque at me. My night sails cut incorrectly with brainy refrigerators. Why do dead mistakes gaze amusingly? The Utterly Surreal Test

LotR test

This time I was:

Saruman is a wizard who became corrupted by the ring.

A Wizard, leader of the White Council, and the highest of the Istari. He is very wise in ring lore, and has made study of the One Ring his life's work.

The Free Peoples (including the Elves) have long considered Saruman the wisest of the wise, unaware of the darkness in his heart created by his lust for the One Ring and its power. His ambition overcame him and he created his armies to capture the fellowship and bring him the ring.

He is a master of manipulating the minds of men, which he bred with orcs creating a horrible half-breed. Once a great and powerful wizard, the secretive Saruman may have been corrupted by the Dark Lord, Sauron.

DEATH!!!

I'll appologise now to everyone who knows Flick, but I'm afraid she's going to have to die. I've had the Poddington Peas theme going around in my head all day and even the Buffy musical isn't curing it now. I NEED HELP! And although killing Flick won't solve the problem, it'll make me feel better