hils | Misha and Jared tweets

Ironically, I return from the western hemisphere's least developed country, to find that my house in LA is overrun with rats.

“@mishacollins: Irony: I return to find my house is infested with rats. http://t.co/RhIDKU4” I'm worried about the feral creature EATING it!

Just took a pic with wifey at dinner with my manager and the reason that I'm an actor. Check @DanSpilo for a pic of the night! Good times..

this is gonna be his new twit image-when he plugs his phone in... Whaddayall think? (I'm the one in the beard) http://yfrog.com/kj4vxdmj

At dinner with @jarpad and his extraordinary wife. Want great wine, dine with @jarpad.