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i'm back from the healthcare summit & annoyed. Obama said he needed "sound advice" but he just kept trying to get me to give him back rubs.

I'm no idiot @superkappa i wouldn't refuse the president a back rub-I still need him to recognize our territorial claims. i just felt used.

well @calliopewashere it's a bit off-topic, but i have been in the market for an albino rabbit. Please dry & stuff it & send to my PO box.

While we're in a random, house-keeping vein....

I've met this Charlie. I'm a little jealous that he has 666,666+ views. He's nice, but he's not that witty. http://tinyurl.com/2hdswa

So weird that you just posted about this @eiaiparadox, i just ordered one of these for a mother's day present: http://tinyurl.com/yab75nk

Okay @kazamigorical you're daring me to say something normal?"Something normal." IN YOUR FACE! Now I dare you to eat a quart of gefilte fish

@recycleanimals how's "Mr. Bacon" for you?

@Fluffit78 if it's causing problems, maybe next time don't scream my name while in bed with someone else, but rather whisper it soothingly.