NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Cliffhanger ending! I need to go to bed but gah they've just taken Lincoln into the electric chair room!

Heads up

We are being watched

I hate this! In words I'm not sure I can express. I feel like my home has been violated. I don't want to spend every minute on LJ nervously looking over my shoulder.

I'm too tired for this shit

So, kingdoms_eye is a troll. I really must stop looking at stuff when I'm half asleep on a Monday morning. That way lies panic and annoyance

Meh

I'm still feeling in a bit of a grump

Anyone got anything to cheer me up/amuse me?

Drabble

Dave was saying today that he has to write a murder mystery story for his writers club and that it has to be a maximum of 1000 words. The plot he came up with was more like 10,000. LOL

I suggested he submit a drabble and our whole office started discussing whether it would be possible to write a murder mystery in 100 words. Here is my attempt:

The demise of the amateur detective was sudden and unexpected, his surprised eyes staring upward as he lay supine on the drawing room floor. The murder at Rudloe Hall was no longer a mystery as Lady Fennyworth had revealed herself by shooting the detective before he could expose her for murdering her husband.

The ensuing panic and chaos had given her plenty of time to make her escape and she had to laugh at the idiocy of the man, who had insisted on doing it all by the book.

He should have just called the police and had her arrested.

Bloody hell

My dad just called to say they are getting another dog. A labrador puppy. Purebreed. They're paying £350 for him

£350 for a dog!

Madness!

Prison Break

I don't know why it took me so long to get into Prison Break. I'm hooked now, even though all the characters are dumbasses.

Just finished episode 17 so I might get it finished tomorrow. Season 2 is currently downloading *g*